Busy, Busy, Busy!

Wow, haven't blogged for Months!. And this time it wasn't from pure lazyness, I've been genuinely busy. A short story I wrote recently is in the process of being published, and a 3-page creative writting piece I wrote, won me a trophy. So yep, all my grammatical skill has been used up in the past few weeks. So i apologise for my seemingly un-educated mumbo-jumbo in this post.
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Jonas who?

I'd like to apologise to any Jonas Brothers fans out there, and suggest that you visit your doctor immediately. Because let's face it, I've left more talented things floating in the toilet. And if you want to be famous, all you need is a girly haircut, tight jeans and a purity ring. And maybe, you should invest in even tighter jeans (of the white variety) for those even tougher times.

Please ladies, Those jeans aren't doing anyone a favour.

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Because it's almost winter.

Yep, that time has come again. The time when you can't wear shorts, but it's not cold enough for woolies. And just to certify that it's autumn, I've caught my annual cold. The type of cold that lasts forever, and I can't see the floor clearly as there seems to have been an avalanche of used tissues. When I speak I sound like a duck, and when usually a hot choc would ease my stress, I can't even taste the hot chocolaty goodness.

Note to self: Next year, invest in a good coat.

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Ke$ha Nightmares

Am I the only one that's frightened of Kesha?. I mean, her music is amazing, but I'd hate to run into her in a dark alley. Her Attitude is just so intimadating, mainly because she has the whole "I Don't give a Sh.." thing going on. She reminds alot of a friend (or should I say old friend) of mine, she was completely off her rocker. Lets face it, I don't think Love is the Only drug Kesha is on....

Back to School

First day back in school, such Joy (sarcasm) All the first formers were swarmed together all-over the field, I think they're planning to take over. I've never noticed how short they are, they seem to be going shorter every year. And the way they strap on their bags tightly and carry them around all day is a bit funny, but we were all like that once.

Day one over, only a thousand more to go.
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Lourdes? Oli Sykes?

I was cruising through the internet when I saw this picture of Madonna's daughter Lourdes wearing this AllSaints "Touchdown" skull tank. But I have seen this shirt before somewhere...

Oli Sykes from Bring me the Horizon has the same shirt (not in this photo, evidently.) He wore it in a photoshoot for a british Alternative music magazine, I have the poster on my wall (*cowers in shame*). Both of them are also dressed quite similar, skinny jeans, plaid shirt...

Is it me, Or is it strange that the Metal Band frontman shares his Fashion taste with a teenage girl...?

Dry Shampoo

Do you suffer from second day hair grease? Yes, well look no further. Dry shampoo will clean up those filthy locks, and make your hair look thicker. Don't like it? Look on the bright side, It also works as a repelant. Just spray some on your favourite enemy and they'll shrivel up just like the wicked witch of the West.

No, the advert doesn't go like that, but it should. A friend of mine was sleeping over once, and some scary beetle/ant/insect was on the window sill. And let's just say, I don't like anything with more than four legs. So my friend (being the brave one) proceeded in spraying the intruder with my Dry Shampoo. Buggy Gone, End Of. So Yes, Dry Shampoo also doubles as a murder weapon.

But Please, Use it Wisely?