Monday, 27 September 2010

Jonas who?


I'd like to apologise to any Jonas Brothers fans out there, and suggest that you visit your doctor immediately. Because let's face it, I've left more talented things floating in the toilet. And if you want to be famous, all you need is a girly haircut, tight jeans and a purity ring. And maybe, you should invest in even tighter jeans (of the white variety) for those even tougher times.

Please ladies, Those jeans aren't doing anyone a favour.

-oxo-

Because it's almost winter.

Yep, that time has come again. The time when you can't wear shorts, but it's not cold enough for woolies. And just to certify that it's autumn, I've caught my annual cold. The type of cold that lasts forever, and I can't see the floor clearly as there seems to have been an avalanche of used tissues. When I speak I sound like a duck, and when usually a hot choc would ease my stress, I can't even taste the hot chocolaty goodness.

Note to self: Next year, invest in a good coat.

-oxo-

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

Ke$ha Nightmares

Am I the only one that's frightened of Kesha?. I mean, her music is amazing, but I'd hate to run into her in a dark alley. Her Attitude is just so intimadating, mainly because she has the whole "I Don't give a Sh.." thing going on. She reminds alot of a friend (or should I say old friend) of mine, she was completely off her rocker. Lets face it, I don't think Love is the Only drug Kesha is on....

Thursday, 2 September 2010

Back to School

First day back in school, such Joy (sarcasm) All the first formers were swarmed together all-over the field, I think they're planning to take over. I've never noticed how short they are, they seem to be going shorter every year. And the way they strap on their bags tightly and carry them around all day is a bit funny, but we were all like that once.

Day one over, only a thousand more to go.
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